Mouse Pad Satirical - 'DJT Shit Creek Paddles - Gold Edition'

Draining an existing swamp into your own swamp? Well just dig a shit creek! And many people are now saying they are up shit creek, and a paddle would sure come in handy. This mouse pad vaunts the Gold edition created especially for the billionaire class, who are new to shit creek, wouldn’t know a paddle from page 3, but are quickly getting familiar with the concept.

Elevate your workspace with this vibrant Rectangular Mouse Pad, designed to bring a splash of colour and spark of humour while you create. The non-slip rubber base and smooth surface ensures effortless mouse movement. It makes a fantastic gift for students, professionals, or anyone who spends time on a computer. Brighten your workspace and add a touch of personality to your desk!

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Product features

• Vibrant colors for a lively desk atmosphere
• Non-slip rubber base for stability while working
• Optical-friendly design enhances mouse tracking
• Rectangular shape, perfect for various desk setups
• Durable white cloth top for long-lasting use

Care instructions

• Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.